There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing.
I'm guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve but when I'm done, I'm done.
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Turcois Ominek
You get use to someone–start to like them, even–and they leave. In the end, everyone leaves.
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Rachel Ward
I understand addiction now. I never did before, you know. How could a man (or a woman) do something so self-destructive, knowing that they’re hurting not only themselves, but the people they love? It seemed that it would be so incredibly easy for them to...
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Marie Sexton
There’s something about arriving in new cities, wandering empty streets with no destination. I will never lose the love for the arriving, but I'm born to leave.
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Charlotte Eriksson
What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
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George Bernard Shaw
More Quotes By Ron White
I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing.
